Sweet Child of Mine

I was at the immigration department, Shah Alam where the following conversations took place:

A: Darling, I dah penat dah tunggu. Berapa lama lagi kena tunggu ni?
(Darling, I’m tired of waiting. How long do we need to wait?)
B: Kita terus pergi breakfast lepas ni ye baby? Baby mesti tengah lapar ni.
(We go straight to breakfast after this ok baby? You must be really hungry)

Ok, let’s just assume A is a guy and B is a lady. I’m quite sure A is a fresh grad just stepping into his first job. Overtly clean cut with few acne scars on his face indicating post-puberty hormonal change. The closest resemblance of him would be the infamous ex-political aide, Saif*l B*khari Azl*n – yes, the cute boy whom in full faith and confidence declared on national TV of being gay-fucked by his former orientation-curious boss.

B on the other hand looks convincingly like your generally depicted flamboyant “makcik”-next-door minus the stones and the bling-bling she struts with pride. Imagine Tina Turner clad in glittering Kebaya. Strangers like me could not help but to glare in astonishment witnessing her unique sense of style.

The human in me could never avoid the tendency of creating pre-conceived notions for almost everything. Fishy conversations above made my eyelids failed to remain closed but to stay wide open along with subtle grin. Luckily everybody was busy with their many businesses and could not care less on what’s happening around. Or I’m the only one in the crowd with the least number of exposures to cougar’s love? Well, at least these two lovebirds provide me some free entertainment since book could possibly make me turn sleepy. The romantic scene continued with lots of patting, hair brushing and needless pouts been exposed although no X-rated action been demonstrated.

Before I forget, they need passports to gain access to their ultimate dream holiday, Bali. They were only few minutes away towards claiming their passport to the sandy beaches of Bali when I had to make a move to collect my passport. No, I’m not going for a holiday anywhere at least for now but I do wish to someday go for one with my cougar’s crush.